Memo to Jon Stewart, the Daily Show, regarding "Victory for Hezbollah"

Jon, I can't seem to find your email on your website, so here is a free idea for a segment for your Daily Show.

Get a clip of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" ... the one where two knights are fighting at a bridge and one knight has his arm cut off:

Knight 1: I just cut off your arm!

Knight 2: No you didn't.

Knight 1: I just cut off your other arm!

Knight 2: No you didn't

While you are at the Monty Python section at the video store, get a copy of "The Life of Brian".

Anti-Roman Conspirator 1: Are you with the "Revolutionarry Vanguard of the Palestinian Resistance"

Anti-Roman Conspirator 2: We don't associate with those bastards. We are with the "Palestinian Vanguard of the Revolutionary Resistance"